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New player - Songs

May 4, 2015
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Was at the darts the other week, some great player songs we can use for next season

Michael Van Gerwen - 7 nation army "Oh Ruben Lamerias, Oh Ruben Lamerias"

Phil Taylor - Winter wonderland "There's only one, Ryan Taylor, walking in a taylor wonderland"

Peter Wright - Baby give it up "Jamie Jamie Ness Jamie Ness, Jamie Jamie Ness" (If we ever see him play)

One for Joel Grant - Tune of Heateart "Joel Grant, he knows that Devon only has one football team dadadada do do do da da"

Its a start
 
Jan 9, 2006
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We don't know what he's like,
we don't know what he's liiiiiiiiiiike,
he's new and only just joined us,
so we don't know what he's like.
 
Nov 4, 2012
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Same tune as the Sonny Bradley song.

Joel Grant is a Pilgrim, he wears a Pilgrim hat,
He could've stayed at City, but he said no f*ck that,
Their fans they paid his wages, but he knew they were sh!te,
So Grant told City to f*ck off cos Devon's green and white!
 

BSH

Jul 7, 2013
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No more Seven Nation Army please.

Somebody needs to come up with a chant to Despacito though, it sounds great when foreign teams do it.
 
Jul 29, 2010
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(To the tune of Macarana)

He rounds one, rounds two, rounds three Lameiras,
He rounds four, rounds five, rounds six Lameiras,
He rounds sev'n, rounds eight, rounds nine Lameiras,
GOOOOAAAALLL Lameiras.

Possibly followed up (to the tune of Ebenezer Good) by...

Eezer good,
Eezer good,
Our Portugeezer's good.
 
Jul 29, 2010
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(To the tune of my old man)

Ryan Edwards works for Ginsters,
He wears a Ginsters hat,
'cos no-one will get past'ee
And that's a f**king fact.
 
Jul 29, 2010
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(To the tune of Causing a Commotion)

Robbert Te Loeke baby, he's got the motion,
With him in goal then we'd be causing a promotion
Robbert Te Loeke baby, he's got the motion
With him in goal then we'd be causing a promotion

...they're gettin' desperate now :oops:
 
Jul 29, 2010
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(To the tune of Jolene)

Lionel, Lionel, Lionel, Liiiionel,
I'm begging you, please just skin your man,
Lionel, Lionel, Lionel, Liiiionel,
Please just skin him just because you can.
 
Jul 29, 2010
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(To the tune of Happiness - Ken Dodd)

Jamie Ness, Jamie Ness, the greatest gift that we posses,
We thank the Lord that we've been blessed,
With our midfield wonder Jamie Ness.
 
Jul 29, 2010
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(to the tune of shutuppa ya face)

What's-a matter Gregg? Hey!
Gotta no right peg, Hey!
What-a you think you'll do? Hey!
Why you look-a so sad? Hey!
Show a little trick, Hey!
Show a turn of pace...

...now my palm's on my face :facepalm: