Best crowd humour

mervyn · Apr 27, 2012

I thought the 'Bus stop in Swindon' jibe was pretty good on Saturday, but in nearly 30 years of supporting Argyle I have to say that the standard of banter at Home Park is pretty poor compared to the games I watch regularly in London and elsewhere. My favourite was at Tottenham after an amazing piece of skill from Gazzer, when the bloke behind me said " My God, if you came home from work early and found him in bed with the missus you'd make him a cup of tea".

Trev501 · Apr 27, 2012

mervyn":2sc9v59e said:
I thought the 'Bus stop in Swindon' jibe was pretty good on Saturday, but in nearly 30 years of supporting Argyle I have to say that the standard of banter at Home Park is pretty poor compared to the games I watch regularly in London and elsewhere. My favourite was at Tottenham after an amazing piece of skill from Gazzer, when the bloke behind me said " My God, if you came home from work early and found him in bed with the missus you'd make him a cup of tea".

There could be comments like that going on all over the ground but you would never hear them

bodspafc · Apr 27, 2012

I wasn't at the game but apparently we were singing 'is this a stand or a bus stop' on the terracing at Accrington - which made me chuckle.

block3green · Apr 27, 2012

'Flinders crispy pancakes' at Hartlepool keeper Scott Flinders last season was a funny moment. Also the 'You're so bald its unbelievable' chant at the Oxford keeper last saturday was a good one. The keeper loved it - couldnt stop laughing and smiling.

David Hold · Apr 27, 2012

Yeovil away the walk in goal.
Stevie Crawford put it in the net chant as he walked it in was good and to celebrate also .

Blackpool pilgrim · Apr 27, 2012

Colchester last season boring game boring ground

everyone started chanting ''o i'd rather be in chile down a mine'' :lol:

landons forehead · Apr 27, 2012

Best one I've heard from the opposition was "Work in the summer, you only work in the summer", at Northampton in the late 90s.

Mark Colling · Apr 27, 2012

A bloke behind me in the Devonport once commented "'ere, did you see zat? 'e reached for his 'airbrush before 'e 'it the ground" about Martin Barlow

TotaleGreen · Apr 27, 2012

"It's so cold it's unbelievable" chant at Middlesborough, 3rd round FA Cup, early 90's

therealdsg · Apr 27, 2012

At Wimbledon away:

"'ere Wimbledon, earlier on I dropped some litter in your park just to pee off your wombles"

Utterly slayed me!

Mark Colling · Apr 27, 2012

TotaleGreen":1r0ty1d3 said:
"It's so cold it's unbelievable" chant at Middlesborough, 3rd round FA Cup, early 90's

in the torrential rain at Saltergate, 2003 (?)

- "we've only got trenchfoot"; and
- "you soft, southern jessies" at the Green Army in the covered seats

Kevin Dacombe · Apr 27, 2012

Asssshhhhhleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!!!

Ben Gifford · Apr 27, 2012

One more pasty, one more pasty, one more pasty and your dead! To akinfenwa and rene howe

Steamer · Apr 27, 2012

Couple of years back (seems like a lifetime ago now) playing Ipswich and some bright spark behind me in the loudest voice I have ever heared and at at a point when the crowd was silent shouted out . . . 'Oi Keane, where's your f..king dog yooo Cundle' Well it made me laugh.

GreenMatt · Apr 27, 2012

Hartlepool last season was good. On top of the flinders stuff, there were some good laughs in the first half, "Annex of Norway" being a particular favourite.

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