Carry on (End of Year Report)

philevs · May 18, 2015

FROM Southend to Swindon, Sheffield to Plymouth, Middlesbrough to Norwich, and all points in between, the month of May means only one thing – end-of-term exams.
The media department has obtained previously undisclosed papers relating to an A-level candidate, which we have been granted permission to publish.

Candidate Name: Argyle, P.
Position in class: 7th
Overall grading: B+
Head teacher’s comment: Could do better [signed J. Sheridan]

Read more at http://www.pafc.co.uk/news/article/argy ... 51pMbLu.99

PL2 3DQ · May 18, 2015

"However, the performance of the Head Teacher, who doesn't live on the campus, continues to be questioned. He teaches the same lesson for each class, day after day and is yet to conjure a different lesson for his pupils resulting in spoilt exam papers and end of term failure.
"The 'reliable friend and companion' is hoping the governors take note".

katkin · May 18, 2015

love this, its very amusing!
but needs the above additions ^^^^^

its light hearted however it doesn't change the fact that Sheridan did it wrong, at the most important time, and that led a lot to the failure. so retakes are fine next year but definitely needs a different 'teacher'

PL2 3DQ · May 18, 2015

Also, it's not nice to single out young Aaron Bentley, there have been plenty of mistakes made over the season so why point a finger at him?

Bristol Rich · May 18, 2015

It really is pathetic.

philevs · May 18, 2015

Surely it means he ain't leaving, though?

L G · May 18, 2015

Graham Clark":1gmy3rlh said:
A misjudgment in my view releasing something like this. Too clever by half and has completely missed the mark as many of us are still hurting from what has happened. In the media department's parlance a C-.

Indeed.
Who is this Charlie Heampstead?
Some work experience bod?
Or is it a made up name?

onthegreen · May 18, 2015

My word, what motivates our media department to write such dross ! Quite simply we failed in our pre season aim of promotion, end of report.

Green Barmy Bill52 · May 18, 2015

PAFC MAINSITE REPORT

Seems a bit of an unfair report, seems that sheridan can only think of ONE PLAYER who didnt pass his exams.... bit of unfairness just mentioning bentley by name in the report.... There could have been a few names mentioned in the report that could have been mentioned who didnt pass their exams, thoughts people

esmer · May 18, 2015

So it's all Aaron Bentley's fault.

pilgrimmike1 · May 18, 2015

Talk about hypocrisy pointing the finger at young AB when shez has shown so many failings of his own throughout the whole sodding season, he's making himself look a bit of a plank.

Dazzy3000 · May 18, 2015

Utter waste of time

SepAtterbury · May 18, 2015

If you didn't laugh,you'd cry. :roll:

philevs · May 18, 2015

pilgrimmike1":1xo9y875 said:
Talk about hypocrisy pointing the finger at young AB when shez has shown so many failings of his own throughout the whole sodding season, he's making himself look a bit of a plank.

..so you think JS wrote it?

Pogleswoody · May 18, 2015

So Sherrydown finished the season with rubbish stats and rubbish sats too? :facepalm:

Doesn't he live outside the catchment area for the Argyle Academy of Disappointments :furious:

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