I don't normally complain about the Herald as I read the hard copy and don't have a problem with it. However I saw an online story about the Coca Cola truck being in Plymouth and I'm amazed at the following paragraph:
Let’s be very clear. Coca Cola is not Christmas. It’s no more Christmas than being given a butt plug and a dirty raincoat from your across-the-road neighbour Alf who stares at you through his filthy net curtains while holding himself. Because yet again he picked you out for your street’s Secret Santa.
I just thought "WTF????"