My daughter has a Tottenham supporting husband and group of friends, so I go to games several times a year, and they keep me up to date on their new £1billion stadium’s progress. It will contain seven restaurants, four of which will have very expensive gourmet menus. The stadium will also contain the longest bar in world, entitled the Touchline Bar. But this is best of the lot. The Guardian today reports there will be a cheese room, where at half time punters will be able to experience the most exotic fromagerie available in the world to complete their match day experience.
I now realise what’s wrong with Home Park, and suggest we start a petition immediately to have a cheese room included in the new stand. Prawn sandwich munchers, eat your heart out.