Subject: Ireland v England
A friend of mine has two tickets in a corporate box for the Ireland v England rugby match on 18th March. He paid £300 each, but he didn't realise when he bought them that it was going to be on the same afternoon as his wedding. If you are interested, he is looking for someone to take his place.
It's at the Registry Office, on Grand Canal Street, at 4.30 p.m. The bride's name is Nicole -- she's 5'4", about 115 lbs, quite pretty and is a really good cook. She'll be the one in the white dress...