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Was told after the AGM that our scouts have been very busy all over the world and have found our next keeper whilest checking out the progress of long term target Carlo Costly. He's a team mate and he's a big fella, a Slovakian or Slovienien international. They're also putting in an offer on a Zimbabwean lad at the same club, tall striker. They're thinking along the lines of a fellow compatriot for Bhasera, keep him happy sort of thing. Aparently PM wants all his players to be over 6' 2" next season so that we can be the biggest team in league 1.
 

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Devonportender":1l7804on said:
Was told after the AGM that our scouts have been very busy all over the world and have found our next keeper whilest checking out the progress of long term target Carlo Costly. He's a team mate and he's a big fella, a Slovakian or Slovienien international. They're also putting in an offer on a Zimbabwean lad at the same club, tall striker. They're thinking along the lines of a fellow compatriot for Bhasera, keep him happy sort of thing. Aparently PM wants all his players to be over 6' 2" next season so that we can be the biggest team in league 1.

Except that the most recent player that he signed (Bhasera) is definitely not 6'2" so bang goes that theory...
 
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One that is deffo going to happen is we have already signed Jedward to play on opposing wings- Simon Cowell has already given the deal the nod- they can play on either foot, but not keen on heading the ball.
Dont know what to think on this really :?
 
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The Doctor":3fvpnf43 said:
Devonportender":3fvpnf43 said:
Was told after the AGM that our scouts have been very busy all over the world and have found our next keeper whilest checking out the progress of long term target Carlo Costly. He's a team mate and he's a big fella, a Slovakian or Slovienien international. They're also putting in an offer on a Zimbabwean lad at the same club, tall striker. They're thinking along the lines of a fellow compatriot for Bhasera, keep him happy sort of thing. Aparently PM wants all his players to be over 6' 2" next season so that we can be the biggest team in league 1.

Except that the most recent player that he signed (Bhasera) is definitely not 6'2" so bang goes that theory...
Dates my friend dates.
 
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pontypoolgreen":1trzzfrc said:
Some new players for next season are already sorted...

Sorted as in identified as targets or sorted as in agreed and done deals? Would guess the former as we dont (officially) know which division we are in. If it is the former it would almost be a pointless post Ponty as many things can (and do) go wrong. So, hopefully the latter.
 

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Andy_Lannie":gykspuol said:
The Doctor":gykspuol said:
Devonportender":gykspuol said:
Was told after the AGM that our scouts have been very busy all over the world and have found our next keeper whilest checking out the progress of long term target Carlo Costly. He's a team mate and he's a big fella, a Slovakian or Slovienien international. They're also putting in an offer on a Zimbabwean lad at the same club, tall striker. They're thinking along the lines of a fellow compatriot for Bhasera, keep him happy sort of thing. Aparently PM wants all his players to be over 6' 2" next season so that we can be the biggest team in league 1.

Except that the most recent player that he signed (Bhasera) is definitely not 6'2" so bang goes that theory...
Dates my friend dates.

So either the OP was intended as an April Fool's Day joke/trick (but there's not actually anything funny or tricky about it) or Bhasera is still growing...
 
The Doctor":33itnvi5 said:
Andy_Lannie":33itnvi5 said:
The Doctor":33itnvi5 said:
Devonportender":33itnvi5 said:
Was told after the AGM that our scouts have been very busy all over the world and have found our next keeper whilest checking out the progress of long term target Carlo Costly. He's a team mate and he's a big fella, a Slovakian or Slovienien international. They're also putting in an offer on a Zimbabwean lad at the same club, tall striker. They're thinking along the lines of a fellow compatriot for Bhasera, keep him happy sort of thing. Aparently PM wants all his players to be over 6' 2" next season so that we can be the biggest team in league 1.

Except that the most recent player that he signed (Bhasera) is definitely not 6'2" so bang goes that theory...
Dates my friend dates.

So either the OP was intended as an April Fool's Day joke/trick (but there's not actually anything funny or tricky about it) or Bhasera is still growing...
It's all i could think up on short notice after seeing the 'Pasoti to shut' post :oops:
 
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The Doctor":12uluxb0 said:
Andy_Lannie":12uluxb0 said:
The Doctor":12uluxb0 said:
Devonportender":12uluxb0 said:
Was told after the AGM that our scouts have been very busy all over the world and have found our next keeper whilest checking out the progress of long term target Carlo Costly. He's a team mate and he's a big fella, a Slovakian or Slovienien international. They're also putting in an offer on a Zimbabwean lad at the same club, tall striker. They're thinking along the lines of a fellow compatriot for Bhasera, keep him happy sort of thing. Aparently PM wants all his players to be over 6' 2" next season so that we can be the biggest team in league 1.

Except that the most recent player that he signed (Bhasera) is definitely not 6'2" so bang goes that theory...
Dates my friend dates.

So either the OP was intended as an April Fool's Day joke/trick (but there's not actually anything funny or tricky about it) or Bhasera is still growing...

Just tall stories methinks...
 
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Also on the list is a midfielder playing in the SPL. He is nowhere near 6 foot 2 though!