by Ave_IT
» 08:19 26 Apr 2019

Just heard about a chant the West Ham fans came up with that made me laugh. Apparently the club decided to cover the track around the pitch at their former Olympic stadium in a Claret coloured carpet which prompted this from the Cockney wags:-

We’ve got carpet.
A claret carpet.
I just don’t think you understand.
It came with a man – in his transit van.
We’ve got a claret carpet.