I know it's more to do with cars but I got this from a non-football supporting mate who shares my patriotic distain for all this force fed commercially driven suedo-patriotism.............
"after extensive research amongst UK men there are 2 sizes of penis, those that fall in the 'normal' range and those less than 2 inches.
Scientists studying this phenomena have asked for your help with this research, if you have an extremely small penis please display a white flag with a red cross on your car".
:lol: