George Cooper aka 'Mr Postman'

Tony Pastyman · Mar 9, 2020

How about giving George who always delivers, the title of Mr Postman. He has turned out to be a great loan signing and a possible permanent. I am sure the 'Demport Enders' could create a great song from the Beatles 'Please Mr Postman'.
Ian Poulter has this distinguished Ryder Cup title for the European team and I think George is deserving of this accolade.

Daz · Mar 9, 2020

There’s nothing more nauseating than ‘GMac’ and ‘Rosey’ referring to ‘the postman’ around Ryder Cup time though.

We really do need some songs for players though. I can remember growing up singing songs about all the players.

Kentishgreen · Mar 9, 2020

Yep. The only one I remember is “ he’s here he’s there he’s every bleeping where Johnny Hore Johnny Hore” but that was a year or two ago now!

Bryan Tregunna · Mar 9, 2020

Kentishgreen":3k23crkc said:
Yep. The only one I remember is “ he’s here he’s there he’s every bleeping where Johnny Hore Johnny Hore” but that was a year or two ago now!

... and the most appropriate replacement surely has to be Byron Moore?

Kentishgreen · Mar 9, 2020

Yes that works and highly appropriate!

Clarke B · Mar 9, 2020

Bryan_Tregunna":20rl0p7t said:
Kentishgreen":20rl0p7t said:

Yep. The only one I remember is “ he’s here he’s there he’s every bleeping where Johnny Hore Johnny Hore” but that was a year or two ago now!

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... and the most appropriate replacement surely has to be Byron Moore?

Yes! Brilliant spot. Let's get it started at Orient next Tuesday!

edengreen · Mar 9, 2020

Clarke_B":1ge7lqo2 said:
Bryan_Tregunna":1ge7lqo2 said:

Kentishgreen":1ge7lqo2 said:

Yep. The only one I remember is “ he’s here he’s there he’s every bleeping where Johnny Hore Johnny Hore” but that was a year or two ago now!

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... and the most appropriate replacement surely has to be Byron Moore?

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Yes! Brilliant spot. Let's get it started at Orient next Tuesday!

Or even Morecambe Saturday?

Lundan Cabbie · Mar 9, 2020

Tony Pastyman":3ncjq6we said:
How about giving George who always delivers, the title of Mr Postman. He has turned out to be a great loan signing and a possible permanent. I am sure the 'Demport Enders' could create a great song from the Beatles 'Please Mr Postman'.
Ian Poulter has this distinguished Ryder Cup title for the European team and I think George is deserving of this accolade.

Surely that's a song about a postman who HASN'T delivered

Please Mister Postman look and see
Is there a letter in your bag for me?
You know its been such a long long time
Since I heard from that boyfriend of mine

exiledhammer · Mar 9, 2020

There’s a Ryan Hardie chant to the tune of the Jason Bent chant that needs a tweak...

Ryan Hardie came from Blackpool to play for Argyle x 3
And this is what we sing
Who the f is Jamie Vardy x3
When we’ve got Ryan Hard-ee-ee (needs work)

Pogleswoody · Mar 10, 2020

So it's a chorus of: Luke Jephcott, he's one of our own! He's one of our oo-oo-oown! :scarf:

Followed by: Ryan Hardie, we've got him on loan! We've got him on lo-oo-oo-oan :scarf:

(Second one works for The Postman too!).

Pogleswoody · Mar 10, 2020

Available on YouTube now:

The Postman always scores twice!! :scarf:

Bananarette · Mar 10, 2020

Ryan Hardie's havin' a party! Not original but it works.

Or, to the tune of Super Trouper:
Super Cooper
Sends the crosses in there
And he scores some too
He plays in green not blue
We're going to League One with you
:coat:

JannerinCardiff · Mar 10, 2020

Clarke_B":12dlz399 said:
Bryan_Tregunna":12dlz399 said:

Kentishgreen":12dlz399 said:

Yep. The only one I remember is “ he’s here he’s there he’s every bleeping where Johnny Hore Johnny Hore” but that was a year or two ago now!

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... and the most appropriate replacement surely has to be Byron Moore?

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Yes! Brilliant spot. Let's get it started at Orient next Tuesday!

Given that Byron plays a number of positions well it’s quite a fitting song for him..

George Cooper aka 'Mr Postman'

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