Home Park Health Puns

Guiri Green · Mar 28, 2020

Reading the NHS Take over and Plymouth Player Threads and rather than detract from the OPs, I thought what if we signed Players from the NHS and related Occupations.

My feeble opener -

Steph O'Scope for the Ladies Team.

Pogleswoody · Mar 28, 2020

Ian Tensive-Care
Ann Asthetik

First of the inevitable Koreans (Though I think he is from Nepal): Nur Sing Bay

Cath Etter
Si Ringe

Darren Stoneman · Mar 28, 2020

Emma Na ladies defender will clear you out

Enda scope full back with a good insight into the game

Colin oscopy for when things are not going well at the back

Fran tolobotomy runs around in midfield like a headless chicken

Darren Stoma no comments please (poo fan?)

Ponty · Mar 28, 2020

I realise you're trying to lighten the mood but this to me smacks of bad taste in our current situation?

Pogleswoody · Mar 28, 2020

Sorry Ponty, bad taste? Didn't get that one. Did you mean:

Oz Pitalfood?? :think:

SeaninStDenys · Mar 28, 2020

Ray D O'Grapher.

SeaninStDenys · Mar 28, 2020

Neil Illman

Pogleswoody · Mar 28, 2020

SeaninStDenys":3rrdqjmh said:
Ray D O'Grapher.

Wasn't he good mates with P D Attrition??

SeaninStDenys · Mar 28, 2020

Yep, as one of the many young players to benefit from PD's coaching.

pafcprogs · Mar 30, 2020

Colin Oscapee

Gary S · Mar 30, 2020

Arthur Itis
Gerry Atrick
Matt Ernity

mongoose jnr · Mar 31, 2020

Junior Nurse
Junior Doctor
Den Tist
Reggie Strar

Leo's Grandad · Apr 1, 2020

Reece Eptionist

Home Park Health Puns

Guiri Green

Pogleswoody

Darren Stoneman

Guest

Ponty

English and proud of it

Pogleswoody

SeaninStDenys

SeaninStDenys

Pogleswoody

SeaninStDenys

pafcprogs

Gary S

mongoose jnr

Leo's Grandad