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Close season limericks (without gimmericks)

Pogleswoody

R.I.P
Jul 3, 2006
20,748
4,410
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Location Location
We once had a player called Reeves
Who had a few tricks up his sleeves
He’s now left Argyle
(did not suit our style)
We wanted a scorer …
… like Greaves.

My favourite poster is Pogle
(as attractive as our brand new logo)
He says: Give Lowe a chance
We’re sure to advance
Perhaps we should sign Omar Bogle?
 
On the breasts of a barmaid from Hayle
Was tattooed the price of the ale
And on her behind
For the sake of the blind
Was the same, only this time in Braille

A visitor named Poggleswoody
Approached the young girl and asked could he
Advertise on her botty
His rhymes from Pasoti
To which she replied “yes, oh goody”.
 

Pogleswoody

R.I.P
Jul 3, 2006
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4,410
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The site owner’s called IJN
A beacon. A leader of men**!
He’s followed Argyle
For a mighty long while
And, next season, he’ll do it again!

(** In this context ‘men’ includes women and incorporates any required gender inclusive pronouns and categories.
Good for equality and to avoid discrimination and excellent news for drafting a limerick!)
 

Pogleswoody

R.I.P
Jul 3, 2006
20,748
4,410
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Another fine poster is Potty
He knows more about football than Motty
Our doom he’s predicted
Before a ball’s even kickeded
Then he sailed from the Hoe
...... In his yotty.
 
Aug 14, 2014
236
27
This man is a fan of Argyle
Who has been waiting a very long while
In the Top Division to be seen
His beloved green team
But he still attends Home Park with a smile.
 

Lousy Pint

Jam First
Sep 23, 2005
2,043
903
Milano
Ryan Lowe signed a big alligator
Which he spotted whilst on the Equator
"He'd be great in attack,
But he's had to go back,
Cos I've lost all the analysed data"
 
Aug 14, 2014
236
27
Our manager started a revolution
With possession and passing the solution.
His team is weak at the back
Sporadic in attack
And the midfield contributes confusion.
 

Pogleswoody

R.I.P
Jul 3, 2006
20,748
4,410
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I said to our new player; Wilson
You haven’t got big boots to fill son
If you tighten us up
In the League and the Cup
We’ll have to put more ticket sale tills on.


I did think I'd do a limerick for each new signing but: rhymes for Wilson!??? :shock:

Who we signing next? Jason ******* Orange!!?? :doh:
 

Lousy Pint

Jam First
Sep 23, 2005
2,043
903
Milano
Next season we're wearing light green.
In fact, we always have been.
But the lights at Home Park
Were so blimin' dark,
The correct shade could never be seen.

(Ok, that doesn't allow for the afternoon games, but limerickal licence and all that!)
 

Pogleswoody

R.I.P
Jul 3, 2006
20,748
4,410
72
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We’ve just signed that player, Dan Scarr
I hope that he’ll turn out a star
We’ve needed quite badly
A replacement for Bradley
If he’s good then I’ll buy him a jar!! :stout: