Said RL ‘our defence is so poor
That we must change them all, that’s for sure
So now there’s no reason
Why the table next season
Shows no goals against, only for
We've just signed Macaulay Gillesphey
last part of our defensive rec(i)pe
He joined us from Oz
came to Argyle becoz:
"I am sure League One football will test me! "
(Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!! Pleeeease sign a Brown, a Jones? Pleeease!! Wilson & Gillesphey?? FFS!! )
It’s rumoured Macauley Gillesphey
Travelled from Brisbane by Jet Ski
He said ‘Take no offence
But last year your defence
We’re no better than bats in a bellfrey’.
Those reprobates Pogles and Mervyn
Were famous for flashin' and pervin'
It gave them a buzz
'til grabbed by the fuzz
And now it's hard time they'll be servin'
Not at all Argyle-related, I know, but I couldn't resist the rhymes...
I’ve twice tried the Mayflower seating
But got wet and my knees took a beating
So I’ll stick with the Lindy
Where unless it’s windy
I’ll stay dry and I can tuck my feet in
We’ve just signed a keeper called Burton
To add to our defensive curtain
Not sure if he’ll start
But he will play his part
In a much improved team, that’s for certain.
Ollie Tomlinson’s academy graduation
Has resulted in an invitation
To play In Argyle’s league 1 campaign
Be it outstanding with champagne
Or disappointment with relegation.
James Bolton last sang Pompey chimes
It must be a sign of the times
That he’s signed for The Greens
And seems full of beans
I forgive him his previous ‘crimes’.