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Aug 14, 2014
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Put pen to paper has Ryan Law
His Argyle supporters implore
That he be a solid defender
An accurate pass sender
An essential piece of the jigsaw.
 

Pogleswoody

R.I.P
Jul 3, 2006
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We've just signed Macaulay Gillesphey
last part of our defensive rec(i)pe :oops:
He joined us from Oz
came to Argyle becoz:
"I am sure League One football will test me! "

(Ryan! Ryan! Ryan!! Pleeeease sign a Brown, a Jones? Pleeease!! Wilson & Gillesphey?? FFS!! )
 
Dec 30, 2004
3,881
748
Brighton
Those reprobates Pogles and Mervyn
Were famous for flashin' and pervin'
It gave them a buzz
'til grabbed by the fuzz
And now it's hard time they'll be servin'

Not at all Argyle-related, I know, but I couldn't resist the rhymes...
 

Lousy Pint

Jam First
Sep 23, 2005
2,039
895
Milano
HCGreen has a whopping big scowl
His fave DA's thrown in the towel
At Morecambe you see
So no trip to HP
But we'll have to put up with Green Owl
 

Pogleswoody

R.I.P
Jul 3, 2006
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4,410
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We’ve just signed a keeper called Burton
To add to our defensive curtain
Not sure if he’ll start
But he will play his part
In a much improved team, that’s for certain.
 
Aug 14, 2014
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Ollie Tomlinson’s academy graduation
Has resulted in an invitation
To play In Argyle’s league 1 campaign
Be it outstanding with champagne
Or disappointment with relegation.
 

Pogleswoody

R.I.P
Jul 3, 2006
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4,410
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James Bolton last sang Pompey chimes
It must be a sign of the times
That he’s signed for The Greens
And seems full of beans
I forgive him his previous ‘crimes’.
 

Lousy Pint

Jam First
Sep 23, 2005
2,039
895
Milano
I wonder if Bolton will play
When we travel to Burton away
Or if Burton appears
When the Bolton game nears
It's confusing for me, I must say!