Some years ago a man in a Merchant Navy captain's uniform pulls into a village petrol station in deepest Cornwall, and asks the proprietor to fill his Aston Martin DB4. The pumps were the old hand-pumped version and it was a warm day. The old guy dispensing the fuel was sweating profusely. Breathlessly he said: "That's a very nice car you got there, sir. Don't see many of they round these parts. Be she were a bob or two." "Well," said the customer, "It's my one weakness. I have a good job. I am a Merchant Navy Captain and I work for Cunard." The fellah responds - "Well I work very hard too but I ain't got a car like that!"