Car salesman analogy seems to fit our recent managers quite well.
Lowe, he'd try to sell you anything, you'd see through him, know what he is and not buy.
SS. You fall for it, he sells you the clapped out old banger and you hate him and yourself for falling for it.
Dewsnip: you go in wanting a sporty number, you come out with the practical people carrier for the whole family. Slightly annoyed at first, deep down you know he was right to do so and give a little wry grin to yourself realising what happened.
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Hope the players are annoyed at him for hinting they aren't good enough when he left rather than having some misplaced loyalty to him come Saturday