Diego Maradona RIP

[Balham Green]

Of course I don't have any evidence, I'm not a lawyer presenting a court case. I'm posting an opinion on the internet and it's up to you whether you believe it holds any water or not. It makes no odds to me either way.

Great player? Yes, of course. Let's just leave it at that.

So how does the fake penis and bag of urine work? You have posted that as fact.

 

[Chaddle]

Cheating c*** ruined my enjoyment of Mexico 86 as an 8 year old. I was convinced England would have made it to the final with Belgium next to play in the SF.

If only we'd had VAR then. How different things could have turned out.

 

[WoodsyGreen]

Of course I don't have any evidence, I'm not a lawyer presenting a court case. I'm posting an opinion on the internet and it's up to you whether you believe it holds any water or not. It makes no odds to me either way.

Great player? Yes, of course. Let's just leave it at that.

So how does the fake penis and bag of urine work? You have posted that as fact.

Having never used one I can't supply you with any details of that, though I'm sure you can use your imagination.

Using a fake penis to deceive drug testers wasn't exclusive to Maradona, by the way. Mike Tyson has admitted using one, as has ex-NBA player Lamar Odom.

Odom actually provided a bit of detail on how it worked, since you're interested, Balham. Enjoy!

At test time, Odom asked his trainer to donate a clean urine sample, filled the prosthetic, and used it to fake-pee into a cup as a NBA security official watched, he admitted.
"I carefully slid the fake penis through the zipper hole. To get the pee to come out of the tip, I had to squeeze the shaft repeatedly."

 

[Knibbsworth]

Did Lamar Odom also slalom his way through one of the greatest goals of all time, wearing some of the tightest shorts of all time, all the while apparently having a fake penis flapping around his pants and bag of clean urine strapped to his stomach?

 

[WoodsyGreen]

Did Lamar Odom also slalom his way through one of the greatest goals of all time, wearing some of the tightest shorts of all time, all the while apparently having a fake penis flapping around his pants and bag of clean urine strapped to his stomach?

:lol: What an image.

I think the idea is that you install the 'prop' after the game.

 

[Devongreenowl]

Of course I don't have any evidence, I'm not a lawyer presenting a court case. I'm posting an opinion on the internet and it's up to you whether you believe it holds any water or not. It makes no odds to me either way.

Great player? Yes, of course. Let's just leave it at that.

‘Holds water’ ....brilliant Woodsy :funny:

 

[Emu]

Of course I don't have any evidence, I'm not a lawyer presenting a court case. I'm posting an opinion on the internet and it's up to you whether you believe it holds any water or not. It makes no odds to me either way.

Great player? Yes, of course. Let's just leave it at that.

There must be a university thesis floating about somewhere on the pros/cons of attaching fake penii
before a drugs test ;-)

 

[Adam]

Aside from his issues and personal problems, Maradona was an incredible player.

 

[GreenThing]

Where did he get the urine from? Just imagine it, “Mr Maradona, you’ve passed the drug test, also congratulations, you’re pregnant!”

 

[Knibbsworth]

Did Lamar Odom also slalom his way through one of the greatest goals of all time, wearing some of the tightest shorts of all time, all the while apparently having a fake penis flapping around his pants and bag of clean urine strapped to his stomach?

:lol: What an image.

I think the idea is that you install the 'prop' after the game.

Ah that's a shame. They should test them straight off the pitch so if they are gonna cheat, they have to carry the pee around with them during the match. Make them work for it.

 

[ConorAnderson21]

RIP The Greatest of all the times! We will never forget you!