Simon Church (signed for Scunthorpe)

[ArgyleAndy]

he has a terrible goalscoring record

 

[Pogleswoody]

Yeah I have heard we have signed Simon Church.

Aisle believe it when I see it. His wages would be too steeple.

Maybe it is his altar ego? :think:

This thread will make some quite cross

This would have my blessing.

Pew, just what we need.

Nave in the extreme, the lot of you. Chancers! Call yourself disciples? Tsk!

 

[Pogleswoody]

he has a terrible goalscoring record

Congratulations Andy .... come on down!!! :clap:

 

[Princerock]

Lets not ad-minister an opinion just yet and be altar-gether quick to judge. If he gets on the end of crosses he could convert the congregation.

You do realize this write-up could offend other religions....not quite PC you know.

 

[Emu]

Lets not ad-minister an opinion just yet and be altar-gether quick to judge. If he gets on the end of crosses he could convert the congregation.

You do realize this write-up could offend other religions....not quite PC you know.

Allah to that.

 

[ArgyleAndy]

he has a terrible goalscoring record

Congratulations Andy .... come on down!!! :clap:

Thanks, what do I win? Your sense of humour?

 

[lyndhurst green]

Lets not ad-minister an opinion just yet and be altar-gether quick to judge. If he gets on the end of crosses he could convert the congregation.

You do realize this write-up could offend other religions....not quite PC you know.

Umm...really? How so?

 

[Pogleswoody]

Lets not ad-minister an opinion just yet and be altar-gether quick to judge. If he gets on the end of crosses he could convert the congregation.

You do realize this write-up could offend other religions....not quite PC you know.

I wrote a short pc paper of jokes for other religions but, in the end, I decided to pulp it :coat:

I make religious jokes from any Angl I can!! :coat:

I knew it was Church because my mate pointed at him and said: 'CE over there? C E?' :coat:

 

[Pogleswoody]

he has a terrible goalscoring record

Congratulations Andy .... come on down!!! :clap:

Thanks, what do I win? Your sense of humour?

I'd rather give you something that somebody might want!

 

[Quintrell Green]

Yeah I have heard we have signed Simon Church.

Aisle believe it when I see it. His wages would be too steeple.

Maybe it is his altar ego? :think:

This thread will make some quite cross

This would have my blessing.

This would be his last chancel to join a decent club, I reckon, but he could buttress the strikers,

 

[pastiesforlife]

Might lack a yard of pace but we are in grave danger of going down. Maybe he could be the messiah we need.

Good on Katkin being the font of all knowledge.

 

[Princerock]

Has he been CONFIRMED yet as an Argyle player.

 

[the corkscrew]

If he scores goals, the Devonport will worship him

 

[Princerock]

If he scores goals, the Devonport will worship him

He'll soon be crucified if he doesn't.

 

[Dreamgreen]

Our prayers may have been answered. We will only know after his debut which is certain to be a baptism of severe scrutiny. Let's hope PASOTI doesn't crucify him.