Stupid Footballing clichés

[Keith Hennessey]

“ At the end of the day Soccer was the winner”

 

[Pogleswoody]

That's in row z...

Is that factual?

When you're sat in Row Z and the ball hits your head
that's Zamora!!

Sorry couldn't resist!

However (back on topic): Zamora was:

'deceptively quick'!

Does that mean he was actually slow? :think:

 

[rongreenblood]

"He took one for the team", "That was not too far away",actually it was."Hit the woodwork",I'm not sure,but i think the goal frames are made of aluminium."Hangs one in the air"."Won the penalty",it was given by the ref."Sent the goallie the wrong way" "Missed a penalty" when it was saved,

 

[IJN]

"Onion sack" used to fry my brains but seldom used now thankfully.

 

[argobenz]

No, yes..........insert any drivel you want after this as you've already lost me.

 

[Lundan Cabbie]

He plays in the hole

 

[Bedfordgreens]

He likes to Hug the Touchline

Game of Two Halfs

It only takes a Second to Score a Goal

 

[pafcprogs]

"our final ball was poor"


Yes, because if it hadn't have been it wouldn't have been the final ball!

 

[Balham Green]

"our final ball was poor"


Yes, because if it hadn't have been it wouldn't have been the final ball!

It would if somebody had finished it off.

 

[Ave IT]

"our final ball was poor"


Yes, because if it hadn't have been it wouldn't have been the final ball!

It would if somebody had finished it off.

Argyle nil :sad:

 

[Lancastergreen]

Be first to the second ball.... Huh?
Surely only one at a time?

 

[Jimmy B]

‘To be fair to the lad’

 

[Guiri Green]

Tradiionally slow starters.
Sleeping Giant.
Handbags.
Proffesional foul.
Had every right to go down. (Justifiable diving)

 

[German Shepherd]

The diminutive Otzumer = short arse.

 

[James J]

He rose like a salmon at the far post and scored with a bullet header
The floodgates have opened
Undone by the sucker punch
He went down in stages
Bringing on fresh legs
When he hits it, it’s stays hit,
The wall did it’s job
He sent the ball high, wide and handsome
They showed a lot of character
He’s got bags of pace
He put it in the mixer
They’ve got their backs to the wall
Scored against the run of play